*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
You don’t have food rotting on the cupboards, clearly you don’t have it THAT bad…next you’re gonna tell me you have lights, too…?
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
Me when an artist I hate does anything: