why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
Sometimes I think people forget that Fall Out Boy got their name from the Simpsons and that picture that says “Fallout Boy auditions here, well not here…inside….” is about this dude
Not the band.
I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you